Frog Fable Fan Pillows

"We've got another Princess/Poisonous tree frog incident"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Eat my dust!"

"Beware of the frog"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Bailiff."

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

What's the insect de jour?

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'