Classic Fable Fan Pillows

"It wasn't so much losing the race, it was losing the shoe contract."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Thomas Hardy

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

'I'll be glad when you get you replacement glasses.'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The tortoise and hare