Modern Fable Fan Pillows

'I can tell you a thing or two about bullying: I too grew up being called an ugly duckling...'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"Dad—will the heroine go into rehab?"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Fairy tale

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as