Frog Fable Fan Gifts

"We've got another Princess/Poisonous tree frog incident"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Frog flirting.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

He wanted a different one.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

What's the insect de jour?

Old Frogs' Home

Frog Baby Names

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'