Frog Fan Gifts

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

'I'm donating my body to science class.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Pad envy

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Frog

'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Wow. Those self defense classes are really paying off."

Larva lamp.

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'My student had the hiccups...'

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Old Frogs' Home

Fearless Frog Part 10

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"That's my lunch."

"Im..peach...ment!"

"You know, I never wanted to be the one on the table. But I'm not too fond of being on this side either."

Frog Hopscotch.

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

'But how do I know you're really a genetic engineer?'

"This is why I hate taking you to the library..."

"No offense, but I think I'll go with one of those internet dating sites instead."

"You said if I kissed you, you'd turn into a prince."