Frog Fan Gifts

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

'Go ahead and laugh! But I haven't had a mosquito near me in years.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

For the last time, Mr. Clooney - That's not what we do here.

'For the last time, William, we will be dissecting the frog, not butchering it.'

Pad envy

'I'm donating my body to science class.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Name yer poison, gents!'

Frog

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

Larva lamp.

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

'My student had the hiccups...'

'Gotta go - business is hopping

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."

"It's hard to believe that she has such strength in her hind legs."

"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."

"That's my lunch."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Im..peach...ment!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but that's a fine-looking bad of flies you have there."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"You know, I never wanted to be the one on the table. But I'm not too fond of being on this side either."

"I'll kiss him after the flies are under control."

Man Fishing Is Supprised By The Strange Behaviour Of Frogs.

"... Well excuse me, Captain. But whose idea was it to let her have one last wish?!"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.