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'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

Ted hits puberty...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"Sorry. Cash only."

"Why the rush?"

'My Brew's really hoppy. . . I use the whole frog!'

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

"Don't tell me... Beer with hops!"

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

Frog Family

"Never bring a pet to school . . . especially if it's a frog!"

Frogs escaping from Paris.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"So, son, princes descended from frogs while other humans descended from apes."

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"And I swear its eyes opened when I started to dissect the frog!"

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

'200 years ago this was swamp as far as the eye could see!'

Two frogs enjoying a Martini, with flies as their replacement to olives.

Frog sitting under a bridge.

insecure frog

"Phew! I feel better after that!"

"Why do we have to do it in a freezing pond.. "

Bachelor pad.

"I'm bathing in the warmth of my own delusions. Join me?"

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

"My kid works here now."