Fable Fan Gifts

"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

Tortoise and hair.

'Slow poke!'

'I wouldn't worry about it. You're ahead in the polls.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

The Frogs and the Hare.

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"It's a hard thing to admit, but 'the sky is falling' was fake news all along."

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past

Chicken Clarke.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Pinnochio goes to law school - his nose is enormous.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

I tell you what Sir: If you buy this beauty, you'll live life in the fast lane...

The truth about the lady or the tiger.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'Is it faster than a hare?'

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'What kind of medical insurance do you have?'

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

The Tortoise and Hare Delivery Service, Allow 1 to 365 days for delivery,

Finish Line.

Wolf ironing his sheep skin