Fable Fans Gifts

'This time I'm voting for sour grapes.'

"I hate to say I told you so!"

Tortoise and the Hare

'Are you made of sugar?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Invisible clothes

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Purple Fairy

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'