Fable Fans Gifts

'This time I'm voting for sour grapes.'

"I hate to say I told you so!"

Tortoise and the Hare

'Are you made of sugar?'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

Invisible clothes

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Purple Fairy

Goldilocks Investments: Too hot...too cold...just right.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'