Literary Fable Fan Gifts

'Don't run so fast, please.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Here be dragons.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Eat my dust!"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Well, that one got away."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"What the hell took so long?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."