Fabulous Fable Fan Gifts

Tortoise and the Hare

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Here be dragons.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Well, that one got away."

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Bathroom Fairy

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'The roof needs icing.'