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Career Counseling. Have you ever considered becoming a political campaign spokesperson? The boy who cried wolf enters the job market.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'Yes, all at once!'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Thomas Hardy

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Crow and fox

Gulliver's other travels.

Mom dwarves.

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Call me Ishmael."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Moby Dick.

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"