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"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Don Quixote

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Falstaff

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Crow and fox

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'Wow, I can't believe she fell for that granny getup.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Updated Fables. The Ant And The Grasshopper … And The Mosquito. IRS.

'....And that wont wake me either.'

Wolf Disguised as a Shepherd (Fables of La Fontaine).

"J'accuse!"

Winning the race against the Hare did boost my self esteem...'

Leon Uris.