Aesops Fable Fan Gifts

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Eat my dust!"

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"Life is pointless."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The tortoise and hare

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as