Aesops Fable Fan Gifts

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Meow"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I'm not worried about you, Henley. You'll land on your feet."

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

The tortoise and hare

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

"Life is pointless."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...