Aesop's Fables Fan Gifts

'Let's try this place...I've heard the service is really slow.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Eat my dust!"

Crow and fox

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The tortoise and hare

I swear, we rode right through the town and my mistress Lady Godiva wasn't wearing a thing...

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'