Aesop's Fables Fan Pillows

'Let's try this place...I've heard the service is really slow.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Eat my dust!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Mouse is doctor to lions with thorns in paws.

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Crow and fox

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Hare tells tortoise: 'Remembe the plan: on the final stretch, you go down.'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

The tortoise and hare

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

"Inside you there are two wolves..."