Aesop's Tale Lover Pillows

"Hey! It was supposed to be a hare."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Fishing Tales

Thomas Hardy

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Upper West Side Story

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Salmon Lie

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Maybe you should see an attorney if it was over somebody's head you broke the tablets.'

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."

A Tale of the Sea

'I don't believe for one minute that an octopus crawled up last night and ate all the coconuts!'

"Why would I sign up for a marathon? Well, Coubertin said it best: "the most important thing is not to win, but to take part"..."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."