Literary Fable Fan Prints

'Don't run so fast, please.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

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Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

Here be dragons.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Well, we needed the rain."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Well, that one got away."

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Eat my dust!"

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"What the hell took so long?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'