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"Perhaps He Was Too Close To The Situation, But Aesop Failed To See Any Goddamned Moral To The Story Of The Goddamned Birds Eating His Goddamned Tomatoes Again . . ."

"I mean - how big can this Goliath guy be?"

Child puts his finger in a dam to prevent it flooding.

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

Tortoise and hair.

'Slow poke!'

'I wouldn't worry about it. You're ahead in the polls.'

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'The best way to conserve energy is to move very very slowly.'

'Tortoise and the ne'er-do-well...'

The Frogs and the Hare.

THE PIED PAPARAZZI - "Ugh! Stop following me!"

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

"It's a hard thing to admit, but 'the sky is falling' was fake news all along."

The little Dutch boy is playing video games.

The tortoise and the hare - Aesop's fables.

Hare reading a book while the tortoise races past

Chicken Clarke.

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Pinnochio goes to law school - his nose is enormous.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations, became savvy consumers, the lived reasonably contented forever after'

I tell you what Sir: If you buy this beauty, you'll live life in the fast lane...

The truth about the lady or the tiger.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'Is it faster than a hare?'

Goldilocks to bears: 'I thought it was a bed and breakfast.'

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

'Fifty years ago he beat the Hare in that race, and we never hear the end of it!'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'What kind of medical insurance do you have?'

'Sorry, I don't brake for small animals.'

The Tortoise and Hare Delivery Service, Allow 1 to 365 days for delivery,

Finish Line.

Wolf ironing his sheep skin