Frosty Fable Fan Pillows

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Here be dragons.

"Little help?"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"Eat my dust!"

"Well, that one got away."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I love these old decorations!"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

Midnight Basketball

Meet Santa's entourage

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

Mirror mirror...

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Fairtale prosecutions.

Snowman Driver

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

Baby it's cold outside.