Frosty Fable Fan Pillows

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Little help?"

Here be dragons.

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Well, that one got away."

"Eat my dust!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Name your sources."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'See, Mother - I knew those genetically modified beans would come good!'

Midnight Basketball

Meet Santa's entourage

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

Snowman Driver

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

Mirror mirror...

Fairtale prosecutions.

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."