Froggy Fan Pillows

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

"Everyone will be squamous for 15 minutes"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Romantic Frogs

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Frog Baby Names

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.