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'In your wildest dreams!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

I love bathtime.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fingers

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'Looks like you've got enough fiber in your system.'

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

Bath tube with human feet.

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"I'm still worried about not finding the end of your finger."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

Adventures in Flossing

'You need to do more than rustle your plumage, sir, to woo me.'

Foam proposal.

'Makes sense to me.'

'Mitch, the Insurance Claim Adjuster, above a sea of fog' - Tribute to Caspar David Friedrich.

'We deal mostly in rolling stock...'