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"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

Give quiche a chance!

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

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"What's happened to Quiche?"

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"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Fly Artist

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'