Flan Fan Gifts

Give quiche a chance!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'They're dog roses!'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Say it with flowers: It!

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Caliologist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Fly Artist

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Bee in flight.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Bake off: Flan B

Revenge had come.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'