Flan Fan Gifts

Give quiche a chance!

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'They're dog roses!'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Say it with flowers: It!

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Caliologist

Fly Artist

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Bee in flight.

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

Revenge had come.

Bake off: Flan B

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!