Flossing Fan Prints

If you really want men to floss.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"That explains all the cavities."

Hairstyles

Floss Street Vendor

Tortoise polishing his shell

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Curling Rocks!

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'