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As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

Famous Optical Illusions!

Hairstyles

'Have you been working out?'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

Admiral Lord Nelson practiced mindfulness techniques daily to reduce his stress levels. He found an hour of 'naval gazing' worked wonders.

Pot Needles

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

Adventures in Flossing

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.