Mental Flossing Fan Gifts

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Have you been working out?'

Floss Street Vendor

Hairstyles

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Pot Needles

Admiral Lord Nelson practiced mindfulness techniques daily to reduce his stress levels. He found an hour of 'naval gazing' worked wonders.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

Adventures in Flossing

'Dude, you really need braces.'