Flossing Enthusiast Gifts

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

The Perfect Foil

Roses

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Toothless Meal

"That explains all the cavities."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"