Flossing Enthusiast Gifts

"I detect a little laxity in your flossing."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Roses

The Perfect Foil

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Toothless Meal

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Floss Street Vendor

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"I could easily change to a healthier lifestyle, but then I'd live longer and be a burden on my loved ones in my old age."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."