Faithful Flosser Gifts

Bob Flossed Religiously

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Parachuting bishop.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Jesus Christ

Floss Street Vendor

Airports.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

God and His Copilot.

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

'Your prayers may be monitored for quality assurance.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'