Flossing Enthusiasts Gifts

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Joined at the hipster.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Toothbrush Romance

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

The Mummy's Purse...

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"That explains all the cavities."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Floss Street Vendor

Sandy Floss

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Finesse fishing

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"What?!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene