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Adventures in Flossing

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Be creative...!"

Bees SOS

NASA Special

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Cow Pollen

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Cheerleaders

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Toupee in a tin.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

Alpha Pansy... Grrrrrr

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Ginger was born to dance.

'Isn't that cute?'

'I said, 'Roses.' Stop and smell the Roses!'