Flair Fanatics Gifts

Ginger was born to dance.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

USING QUILLS

Bake off: Flan B

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Cheerleaders

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

A Head-Dress in 1777

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'Your you is unzipped.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"She died doing what she loved."

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."