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Ginger was born to dance.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

USING QUILLS

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Bake off: Flan B

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Cheerleaders

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Your you is unzipped.'

"She died doing what she loved."