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Life of Riley #4: Panache.

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

You are my sunshine!

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

Ginger was born to dance.

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

"Bev, send in someone who knows when I'm fishing for compliments."

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'What a beautiful baby.'

Foxy Lady

New Bishop-elect shows his clothes to his family

The Fashions for the Coming Season

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"

'Hi soldier...'