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'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Camp Fire saying "Cooeee!"

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

A Macaroni in 1772

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

"So, how do you want it?"

Purple dress

Square Cut

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Dandy

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

A meeting on the pier

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

'I work at the airport.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Beard fails

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Love in Boom