Flair Aficionado Mugs

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Camp Fire saying "Cooeee!"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

New Suit.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Out of kilter.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

The Dandy

Purple dress

Square Cut

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'I work at the airport.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Does this suit make me look too eager?'

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

A meeting on the pier

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Beard fails

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom