Flair Fanatic Mugs

'Brace yourselves, ladies.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"That explains all the cavities."

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

Bake off: Flan B

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Cheerleaders

Androcles, the Lion, and Sid, health insurance auditor.

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Scrabble with the Hares and Tortoise

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"Inside you there are two wolves..."

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

Celebrity Books.

The Emperor's New Followers

"She died doing what she loved."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Never eat a mouse who has medical skills."