Falcon Fanatic Mugs

An enemy's counter drone.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Can our software do that?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Candle Portraits.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Warrior Woman

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Boy pilot.

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Catasaurus

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff