Falcon Fanatic Mugs

An enemy's counter drone.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Can our software do that?'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Warrior Woman

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Newt sale

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Our visit to the flan factory.

Candle Portraits.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Boy pilot.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Catasaurus

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'