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"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"Bond James, Bond."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Silly wig.

New Shoes.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Sales Campaign - Ok, Fender - sell me!

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Man dressed as a robot.

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

"Madonna's out early this morning."

It wasn't the first bad decision Ron O'Neal made, but it would be the last.

Ginger was born to dance.

"I want my ashes scattered over Bergdorf's."

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

The Fashions for the Coming Season

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

Remain calm. Don't say anything stupid. Show her that you've grown, that you're not crazy, impulsive love-struck weirdo. Nice to see you, Darlene. You're looking well. And nice to see you, Rudy. Marry me and have my babies.

"Stella!"

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Make me look like this."

"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"

'Hey baby, I'll bet you're wondering who's convertible that is outside.'

Skateboarding peacock.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?