Quitting With Flair Enthusiast T-Shirts

'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'

You are my sunshine!

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

The Death of Pierrot

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

Ginger was born to dance.

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Letter of Resignation

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

"Does it come in menthol?"

What your coffee drink of choice says about you...

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

My company just cut our pension plan. I can help with that, m'lady. I'm Recession Man! You can bring back our pension? I can bring you lots of back rubs. Can you at least kick the tar out of the executives who cut our retirement benefits? Lady, I'm a lover, not a fighter. Batman! I hate to talk about another superhero, but he doesn't bathe. The Adventures of Recession Man.

Foxy Lady

"I could get lost in your eyes."

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

"Hi, I'm Jim. Which hotel are you staying at?"

'Heads up! This guy's a swinger, and I think he's trying to hit on you.'