Quitting With Flair Enthusiast Prints

'That's just not right, coach. I mean, yeah, you deserve to get canned. But they could have found a less expensive way to let you know.'

You are my sunshine!

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Shuck me.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

The Death of Pierrot

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

Ginger was born to dance.

Letter of Resignation

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Mind if I play the cello for dramatic effect?'

"Does it come in menthol?"

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

'Why, Mr. Gallagher, splattery will get you everywhere!'

Foxy Lady

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"It's taken care of - they all chipped in!"

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

"Dude...Smiley wants to meet me for a burger...maybe it means she's hungry."

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'It goes with your eyes.'