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'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'

"Can that be right?"

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"It's his creative time."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'I'm sorry I didn't come to work yesterday, sir -- somehow, it seemed like Sunday.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Letter of Resignation

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'You get 104 personal day. They're called Saturdays and Sundays.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Does it come in menthol?"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

'Would you like seconds?'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

King George VI

The Patch.

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

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