Mental Floss Enthusiast Gifts

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

Sandy Floss

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Brain Charger

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

Adventures in Flossing

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

Dentist's office.

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

"This is WYOU the station that broadcasts your thoughts live all day long..."

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.