Faithful Flosser Mugs

Bob Flossed Religiously

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Parachuting bishop.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

Jesus Christ

Airports.

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

'Hey, what's with all this 'God forbid' stuff?'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

God and His Copilot.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Cardinal making bid for painting at auction with roman numerals

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Do you realize that you have several passages of scripture right on the tip of your tongue?'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."