Faithful Florist Gifts

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Watering Money

Labor Day Flowers

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Parachuting bishop.

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

Poinsettia

Jesus Christ

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Jesus swept.

God and His Copilot.

Priest watering his wings.

'Thanks for the coffee, Mary. Oh, and please order flowers for my mother and my parent company.'

Florist

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

Holier Than Thou

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Orchid show. Do you have experience with many species. Do I ever! I've killed on of those, and some of those, and

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'