Faithful Florist Pillows

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

Watering Money

Labor Day Flowers

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

Parachuting bishop.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Jesus Christ

Poinsettia

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Suzies days as a flower girl were numbered.

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

God and His Copilot.

Jesus swept.

Priest watering his wings.

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

Holier Than Thou

'Thanks for the coffee, Mary. Oh, and please order flowers for my mother and my parent company.'

Florist

'Could I get back to you on that one? My broker says my stock went back up!'

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'

How to Succeed in Business - Strategy 2: Build relationships at the highest level.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

'Very very uplifting this morning, Reverend!'

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

'We're hoping it's a perennial.'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

The Stock Market Giveth. . . The Stock Market Taketh Away.

'I'll be seeing you again right after our Quarterly Earnings Report.'