Festive Florist Gifts

Poinsettia

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

An Unexpected Guest.

Happy Easter

Watering Money

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"Get out of my face!"

Say it with flowers

Mad about Roses!

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Roses

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"I've seen a tulip before."

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Say it with flowers: It!

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Wedding Fayre

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.