Fortune Florist Gifts

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Watering Money

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Labor Day Flowers

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Get out of my face!"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Say it with flowers

Mad about Roses!

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Say it with flowers: It!

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Roses

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Wedding Fayre

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Guess what! I'm doing the plants for a sweet 16 party. "Doing?" Tree's Trees Nursery. I'm forcing 2,000 peach tulips, 500 peach irises and a bank of peach azaleas. Peachy, but�Sale. If Twig hears about it, she'll want her own big fat sweet 16. Mum's the word. Mums are cheesy. I much prefer heirloom roses.

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'