Fortune Florist T-Shirts

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Watering Money

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Labor Day Flowers

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Mad about Roses!

Say it with flowers

"Get out of my face!"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I've seen a tulip before."

Roses

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

Wedding Fayre

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Thanks for feeding the plants.

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Florist "Say it with cacti"