Frugal Florist Gifts

Valentine's roses $59.99- Feb.15th- $12.99.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Watering Money

Rose Garden

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Labor Day Flowers

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"Get out of my face!"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Say it with flowers

Mad about Roses!

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Say it with flowers: It!

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Roses

"I've seen a tulip before."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."