Frugal Feaster Gifts

Pizza By The Slice

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

We'll pass on the entrees...

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'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

"We had this last year."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

"I think the new affordability guidelines don't go quite far enough."

"I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be."

'I'm afraid we've reached the point where we have to cut out luxuries. How do you feel about food?'

Valentine's day skinflint.