Frugal Feaster Gifts

Pizza By The Slice

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

Two scottish gentleman debating over having Welsh rabbit

"It's made from all our old leftovers. I call it 'Rescue Casserole.'"

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Is that neat whisky?"

"No one can afford to eat us anymore."

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

Food prices.

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Stan, you can still pick up that food! Due to the economy, the five second rule had been modified to eight seconds.'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"That's it - we've eaten the last of the energy bills."

'What do you mean when you say we're going to have to start economizing on groceries, Lance?'

We'll pass on the entrees...

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

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"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

'I'm impressed at your choice sir, you certainly know your budget wines.'

'What wine goes well with a limited expense account?'

"We had this last year."

'We also sell water for eighty dollars a glass.'

Valentine's day skinflint.

"I think the new affordability guidelines don't go quite far enough."

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."